Doritos X-13 - Biggest Barf For The Buck...

[christian]

So going through the grocery store and seeking something new and interesting... I stumbled upon a top secret bag of Doritos. It's called X13.

I thought it might be fun, so we plopped down our money and went home to try this new flavor.

Imagine this. You go out and eat hamburgers and chase them down with maragritas. Then you go dancing. After a while, you get sick, but instead of vomiting outwards - instead you ( well you and Jim Beam ) find the taste agreeable and eat it down again. You repeat the process and decide that the bosses at work might like to try some. Since they're all hung over - they kinda like the taste... or no longer have tastebuds. The next thing you know, they have the marketing department start a " You Name The Flavor " contest. Viola! Doritos X13.

I swear I'd eat a live rat to get the taste out of my mouth.

Please people at Doritos - give me my money back.... and a glazed donut.