Guess what, you can write just about anything you want and I'll still think you are the best!
Critiques are very tough business. Take the case in point, the image you posted!
I love YOU (damn if we ever meet!) but I don't think this is the best image of you I have ever seen.
I admire Roberts work and can't wait to meet him. He is on my very short list of shooters that I say on a regular basis, "Damn, I wish I thought of that!"
It's a cool image, and its not in my nature to tear it apart. I respect the shooter and the model enough to say that if it is what they wanted (hopefully) then that is good enough for me.
I do disagree with you on one point.
Its OK for anyone, including the newbies, to critique an image. None of those critques you mentioned by the newbies are worthless. Actually they probably mean more than the ones by the veterans.
Why you ask? (PLEASE don't hate me) The people we (commercial shooters) shoot for are NOT the other photogs or models. We shoot for mass appeal. IF THEY (the audience) likes the image, then thats more important than if a bunch of picky photogs or even the models like the image. If THEY get it, thats what matters.
If THEY don't get it, no matter how technically qualified or skillful the photog is, it doesn't matter how hard it was to capture the image or how great we think it is. If they don't get the story, its not there.
When I show images around the studio, everyone on the team comes around and high fives..good job Glenn! YEA We DID GREAT!!!!!!!!!! Awesome make-up, awesome model, awesome styling, awesome lighting, awesome this awesome that! WOW!!!!
Then my wife walks in and says its crappy or just OK. The wind gets knocked right out of our sails.
Guess what, she don't know a damn thing about lighting and angles and digital capture and all the technical [censored]. If the image don't click with her..it sucks and she doesn't kiss any butt.
So honestly, those newbies might be on to something big time. They don't know a name from an ass, but they know if they like something. I truly care more about the non-pros and what they think. When the non-pros like your stuff..then you got a good thing going.
Deference to experience is cool, but not if it keeps people from saying the truth.